Ho Ho Hands Up
Santa appears to have an alternative agenda this year making his first stop in Lima, Peru to make a few additions to his naughty list… and he skipped the chimney completely—choosing to demolish a gated metal door to make his entrance.
Before the band of Peruvian drug dealers could notice the anti- narcotics officers dressed as jolly ole St. Nick, they were promptly arrested. The drug traffickers were captured in building being used as a cocaine distribution center for a prominent Peruvian drug cartel known as the Pinto crime family on December 13, 2016. Peru is currently tied with Columbia as the world’s top cocaine producing country so Peruvian Santa definitely has his work cut out for him.
Just look at those costumes. These aren’t just fat men with fake beards, these officers truly went all out. “Feliz Navidad Motherfuckers” said the undercover police officers as they ambushed the drug dealers. Four suspects were immediately apprehended and taken into custody.
The Peruvian police seized more than 4,500 wrappings used for cocaine paste, making sure that the cartel won’t “let it snow” in the streets of Lima this holiday season. Unfortunately for this naughty bunch, they won’t be receiving a lump of coal for Christmas. Instead they’ll be receiving cold hard time in a filthy, dark, overcrowded Peruvian prison. Hopefully they don’t become “Claus” trophobic.