Remember, thanks to your friends and their cell phone cameras your boss, your significant other, and your family will all be able to see what kind of dumb ass they employ, date, or are related to!
Waking up the next day with a half empty bottle of liquor, and an inflatable girlfriend. Hey at least she can’t chew your ass out!
Coming to with a pot on your head, a ladle in one hand and package of pasta under your other arm, and an unsmoked cigarette dangling from your mouth. Looks like this party was a BYOF. Bring your own food!
Finding out that you actually can sleep half in and half out of the shower. At least after a quick rinse you will be looking good during the walk of shame!
Finding out that somehow during the night all your chest hair was mysteriously removed. Oh and you have 3rd degree burns all over your chest!
Getting up from a long night’s slumber in the yard still clutching a Corona Light and sporting a pair of man boobs made from water balloons.
Finding yourself in bed with all of the living room furniture on top of you. Coulda been worse if you passed out on the lawn. They may have sold you as part of a package deal in a yard sale!
Waking up to with a horrible hangover and only being offered cold leftovers. Of course I am guessing they are left overs and not last night’s dinner for a second time. I know ehw!
Having converted overnight and taken your friendship to the next level. Well at least you’re out of the dreaded “friend zone”! Too bad her name is Jeff.
Having your first threesome, but being so drunk you passed out with your clothes on! For guy’s, finding out it was you and another guy, not exactly the way you had it figured in your head.
Waking up 35 feet from this electrical transformer with an afro and finding that you are now “manscaped”, though it appears whoever did the grooming used a Zippo!
Getting up looking like you came from an audition for The Wizard of Oz and you were vying for the part of the “Tin Man”.
Realizing that not only where you ‘drunk dialing” but that you are now a walking piece of art covered in Graffiti. Taggers gotta practice. Not his fault you’re a damn light weight!
Knowing exactly what you ate for dinner last night. Did somebody say buy one dinner get one half on? Pun intended!
Your significant other saving cab fare and dragging your drunk ass home using rope and a skateboard. She will never be confused with Florence Nightingale!
Being used in some sort of tribal ritual on the beach. While it’s obvious his friends can’t spell too well writing Bitch whale on his chest, he’s gotta feel good knowing it took half a watermelon to cover his junk!
Waking up to find out you way over shot the mark when it came to your attire. Who wears a red bow tie with an all-black tux?
Sleeping rather uncomfortably in a chair at the head of the table dressed like Fonzie! Ayyyy!
Learning that it is true, that body heat keeps you warmer. Next time your buddy invites you for a foursome you should specify he means golf.
Learning the hard way that being casually late to the party cost you the “butt pillow”.
Discovering that your forehead is as large and flat as Herman Munster’s. Looks to me with this sort of balance this guy could ace the whole DUI check point balance on one foot thing!
Learning that after 3 months of basic training you can handle any situation. I am not quite sure where the hell the pillows fit in though. And close the damn door next time if you don’t want to end up on Facebook!
While Radass is all about the party, and having fun, use discretion and common sense. Party your ass off and have a good time but be sure and do it the Radass way, party smart. And always keep in mind that someone will be documenting your every move.
