Happy Thursday, everyone! Chances of getting down in a club or at a random party were very slim in 2020, but hey, one could dream. Also, if you stumble upon this article sometime after this what-the-hell year, Radass from the future – we salute you! Also, please be grateful for being able to get wasted surrounded by people, or maybe grab some ass that you can’t match with the face the next day. Ah, the nostalgia! All this non-socializing and spending so much time indoors has made us appreciate the little things like getting shitfaced over the weekend to come. Therefore, while getting ready for insane nights out after a few smart lab-dudes release anti-COVID-19 vaccines (note: those guys will deserve a monument, just saying), let’s check – what kind of drunk are you after a few shots?
“Cash me outside“ dude – aggresive drunk
Are you one of those who decide to take a number of tequila shots after beer, get offended by every word you hear, and are ready to fight, even though you’re barely standing on your feet? Sit your wasted ass down.
“I’m so sad“ – crying drunk
Behold the Tears Machine! That’s the dude who, after drinking too much, starts hugging his friends and crying. He remembers issues with an old friend, a girl who left him, and all the other issues in the world. He is in a glass case of EMOTION!
“Let’s talk politics“ – debating drunk
This one is tricky, we have to admit. He isn’t drunk enough to vomit or fall asleep, and that’s why he is able to pull off so many brain farts related to the world order, wars around the globe, and the financial situation in the US. Someone, please shut this guy up – in his company, it’s highly likely that one aggressive „cash me outside“ drunk emerges. More cocktails and louder music, please!
“I’m a twerking machine“ – exotic-dancer drunk
We all have that friend who, regardless of his dancing talent, turns into a body-rolling and twerking monster after a few risky Jaegermeisters or whatever. This one is probably the funniest one – dancing ’till they drop. Unleashing your inner Magic Mike is always fun. Ride my pony, will you?
It goes without saying, our beloved Radasses – as funny as it is when you make fools of yourselves while wasted, we still want you to be responsible drunks and not cross the line. Be healthy, but still drunk enough to create some funny stories out of your nights out. Cheers!
As long as you’re being safe about it Radasser’s, get your drunk on this weekend!