Prepare for the sexy, savage memers…check your feelings at the door.
Let’s be perfectly honest, memes can take on a lot of different forms and can range from being nice and cute and cuddly to being in your face and ready to stomp on your precious feelings without mercy. But it kind of depends on the person making the meme, and the manner in which the person reading the meme decides to take it. Some people find memes offensive, others find them funny as hell, and some are just kind of ‘meh’ about it. Those ‘meh’ folks usually count as liking it since they don’t mind it and wouldn’t want to see the meme being taken down. But sexual memes, hoo boy, those get a reaction from a lot of people, and it’s not hard to say that those folks are usually in one of two major camps, the prudes and the free-thinkers. Okay, maybe that’s a little unfair…but then again so is life, so moving on…
Seriously, there’s nothing wrong with sexual memes, but there are moments when one might take things a little too far. In such cases, it still needs to be remembered that YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK. I really wish I could throw up some bold, neon letters that would reverberate over the breadth of the internet so that people would get that point through their minds at some point, since the main thing about free speech is that everyone gets to exercise it, no matter if there are consequences at times, such as people not liking what other people have to say. The fun part of that is that if you’re easily offended, well, I’ve got nothing for you. But a person can choose to walk away, look away, or just get away and let others have fun. And for those that keep coming back to be the moral arbiters for the world? I’ve got two words for you:
Let’s get started, shall we?
It’s like dodging natural disasters sometimes.
Not all women have violent mood swings, that much needs to be understood loud and clear. Some females are actually quite docile and enjoy pleasing their partner without needing to be a complete drama case all the time. But those that are like whirling tornadoes of emotion and hurricanes of horror when it comes to their mood swings are tough to deal with. These types of women definitely require a guy whose moods can either swing just as wide of the neutral mark or someone akin to an experienced survivor/storm chase that knows how to handle themselves when the winds are blowing and the world around them appears ready to crumble due to nature’s wrath. I know, that’s dramatic, but if you deal with a few women that are capable of flying off the hook at the smallest things, then we’ll talk.
Sometimes quick thinking is required when you’re around women.
Ladies, we know that do and say stupid things sometimes; we’re guys, it kind of comes with the territory. But if a guy is good enough to talk his way out of this one then he’s someone you might want to at least consider as something other than a creep and a jerk. Granted, those lines in her pants are kind of enticing since it doesn’t leave that much to the imagination. But if a guy is willing to risk taking a picture like this, especially when the majority of the women around the table can see him, then he’d best have one hell of a good backup story ready to go when this kind of thing happens. Telling the women that your finger slipped probably isn’t the best lead-in to the ass-chewing that could possibly come from this encounter, unless you’re just that smooth and can make it work to your advantage. They don’t look too pissed off…yet. But if you’re smooth, polite, and can work your magic with words, they might be willing to let it go. Hell, you might even pull a number if you’re lucky.
This is when you don’t listen to ‘they’.
This is some of the worst advice a person could ever get. Like it or not, human beings are like animals at times when they sense danger or stressful situations coming, and oftentimes, women are far better at picking up on this type of situation than men are. A lot of us guys think of dinner as just another meal and will be focusing more on the food and not as much on the looks and non-verbal cues that our lady is giving us at a time like this. But women have a much better sense of this most times, at least from experience, and are less likely, sometimes, to care if you’re in a public space or not when this is about to happen. Plus, when they go out of their way to look nice for you and present this type of image, things get a little hard. Yes, you read that correctly.
Pick up your jaw, you’re attracting flies.
Of course, we’re going to go there. Did you think we wouldn’t? Radass isn’t a porn site, let’s get that clear, but we’re not above showing women getting a little wild now and then, and memes are a great way to show how this can happen at the drop of a…well, you get it. It’d be even more fun if the zipper were to break, right? Well, not for her maybe, but for the person holding the camera.
Hey, if you’ve got the room and don’t mind.
She looks so surprised, but somehow thanks to the placement I get the feeling that this guy has done this before. Plus, she’s holding onto the camera, so something tells me that she’s used to it and just wants to show what’s up. Hey, kudos to a woman for being able to hold a drink like this, it’s one of the great things about having boobs that are big and still firm enough to perform a function like this.
I’d call you a liar, but…
There’s nothing wrong with a good girl having the kind of dirty fun that people love, right? Where’s the fun in being a good, uptight individual that doesn’t have a wild side? Personally, I’d rather have a wild side with a healthy dose of risk than be confined to a mindset that doesn’t allow anything but a quick peck on the cheek for decency.
You’ll see it…eventually.
You’re having trouble seeing the shell, aren’t you? Don’t worry, a lot of guys have this issue and might see the sand, the ocean, and pretty much anything and everything else. But where in the world is that darn…wait, what were we looking for?
‘Attack mode’ engaged.
To heck with dinner, lunch, or whatever she’s cooking, it’s time to head straight to dessert, right? If she shrugs you off, well, sorry guy, but the truth is that this kind of getup could be for comfort, or just to provide a healthy tease. Or, if she’s being feisty, it could be that she’s tempting you with dessert so that you’ll eat a solid meal first. I know where your mind is going, shove aside so mine can go there too.
Oh no you didn’t.
Guys, women know they can play us, and other guys know this as well. But there are a lot of ways you can react in a situation like this, and I don’t recommend even half of them. All you can do is pick your spots and take the moment when it’s presented.
What? Who? Where?
Seriously, I had to look at this a couple of times to realize that I was missing it too, and I read the damned caption before posting this. Guys, this is what women can do to us, and even if we’re fully aware of it we still fall for it. It’s okay, sometimes it’s worth it.
Would you seriously kick her out of a session? Me neither.
I might amend that unless I’m the DM, but the drama is easy to deal with since like it or not, the DM has to be as impartial as possible. Is it a possibility to make out with a hot chick and still f her character up? Oh hells yes, it can happen. How do I know? Wouldn’t you like to know? Okay, I’ll tell you, I’ve done it before, and it’s great. The drama gets a little tough to deal with, especially since it comes from the guys more than the woman.
See? Boobs have more than one use.
It can’t be said enough, but boobs, especially big boobs, are hella useful in a lot of situations. It’s funny how a lot of people don’t like to hear this, but if you know when and where to use this knowledge it becomes less of an issue. Plus, if you have a woman that will do this for you, then you are a lucky man.
I mean, duh.
Don’t get caught staring, just don’t do it. To be fair, it’s not always that easy when you have that perfect cleavage sitting right in front of you. It’s even worse when women wear bikinis that cup their…okay, calm down. But seriously, it’s not the fault of the woman guys, you need to exert a bit more…what was I saying again? Oh yeah, eyes up or wear a pair of shades, even if there’s no sun.
Yes, yes, and hells to the yes.
Did your heart start pounding a little harder when she got to the part about the kitchen table? Yeah, me too.
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
Memes are fun, aren’t they? They’re even better when they’re a bit naughty. And if you look in the right spots, you can find all of the naughty ones.