Imgur user davekingofrock built what is probably the greatest pizza in the history of the world. Below is his step-by-step photo guide with his words on how to make this masterpiece.
This is the finished product but let me walk you through the steps here because reasons.
Ground round, egg, and salt and pepper for the burger meat.
Wrap the sausages with meat…
…and grill those bitches.
Meat cocoons. Whenever possible, always cocoon meat in bacon.
Slice them all.
You get the idea.
Browned Bulk Italian Sausage.
Knead some dough.
Roll the dough.
Pose for the camera.
Put the dough in a cake mold.
Trim the edge, cuz you’ll use it later.
Meat cocoon slices.
Bulk sausage, cheese, and pepperoni.
Remember that trimmed dough? I rolled it and made a disc because reasons.
Reasons. The layer process got repeated two more times with the meat cocoon slices, bulk sausage, cheese, and pepperoni.
Out of the oven!
Cake mold removed.
It tasted even better than it looks.