I’ve heard it said that no one uses Tinder any longer, but it would appear that some folks didn’t get the memo.
Brittney is crying for help. Well, she might not be crying at the moment, but if that’s not a plea for help, then what is?
Will eat your ass. Hey, as long as all she’s eating is your exit sign and not your soul, then all’s well that ENDS well. Eh? Eh? Meh…
I guess if you’re gonna have ground rules, that’s a good start. Ya gotta wonder if her ‘kids’ are there to enforce those rules.
Just when you thought Tinder bios wouldn’t surprise you. Keep in mind ‘YOU WILL’ need to abide by the rules…so long as you’re interested of course.
Very tempting. Admit it, you looked to make sure that there’s a ‘hot’ in ‘psyc-hot-ic’.
You could technically make these up if you tried. But be honest, who could fake posts like these without laughing hard enough to rupture something?