Female body parts have inspired so many songs through history that it’s near impossible to keep count. Perky breasts, juicy bum, luscious lips – but no, ladies and gentlemen, this time we are talking about her majesty, the one, and only vajayjay.
From discrete, ambiguous lyrics to in-your-face, explicit stuff, there are so many songs about ladies genital parts. We’d love to share the ones that caught our ears.
Nirvana – Heart Shaped Box
Boy, did we start off with a bang! Even though this tune and the lyrics’ meaning have been discussed so much, Courtney Love tweeted how the song was about her vagina and broke the whole mystery around it. She deleted the tweets, but we will keep them in mind.
Khia – My Neck, My Back
Well, no beating around the bush here. Khia was quite clear in explaining how she likes oral sex to be done to her. Do people listen to this track with pen and paper, taking notes? We’d like to know.
Cyndi Lauper – She Bop
Let’s get it back to the 80s when Cyndi knew how to do innuendo correctly. While many innocently thought the song was about a girl jamming to pop music, this song is about female masturbation. She was clever and kinda classy with it; we have to give that to her.
Margaret Cho – My Puss
Ms. Cho is the queen of parody. This track was a perfect comedic answer to Mickey Avalon’s My Dick. “My puss won a Pulitzer prize/ Your puss is enormous in size.” You have to love this woman.
Roula – Lick It
We are pleased to cover a multitude of genres with vajayjay-themed tracks. Next up is an epic dance tune, remixed countless times, with queen Roula giving us the tea on oral sex. “You gotta lick it before we kick it.” Roger that!
Peaches – Diddle
Is this where the peach emoji as a reference to pussy comes from? We don’t know, but this track – and especially the video – is self-explanatory.
Cardi B feat. Meghan Thee Stallion – WAP
You guys knew. You KNEW this was going to be on the list. Even the “clean” version of this track makes you feel like you need a good cleanse after listening to it. And yes, this song has inspired the WAP challenge on TikTok, resulting in many dislocated knees and painful crotch areas. So many people were intrigued by the private parts of both Cardi and Meghan, claiming their vaginas “make your pull-out game weak.” We’ll take their word for it.
Do you like our vajayjay tunes? Let us know what vagina songs rock your boat.