Big or small, we love them all.
The dilemma that has been going on forever among gentlemen is a well-known one – are you a boob-guy or an ass-man? And even though many appreciate a juicy bubble butt, no one can underestimate the power of a solid rack. Boobs are what feed us and, if we are lucky, suffocate us later in the day. We love them perky, we love them jiggly; we love them in different shapes and sizes. And just like one might argue that junk size matters in gents, the debate on boob size is ongoing, too. And what luck, a group of scientists decided to assess breast size worldwide! Ah, don’t we like it when science gets elbow-deep into something that’s really important to us?
We do not know who came up with the idea to examine boob size by country, but from the bottom of our hearts, thank you. Now let’s get technical and see which countries generate melons, and which ones are the small tiddie society.
Countries with the Biggest Breasts
Surprisingly or not, the ladies that rule those massive cup sizes are from the North. Northern European hotties, as well as Russian and US babes, are ruling those top spots with the double Ds. The ones that faithfully follow are European countries (such as Germany, France, the Netherlands, Balkan countries, etc.) with D cups as average. C cups are mostly South American countries, Canada and Australia. So, what is it like to be God’s favorites, Russians and Nordic ladies? We know we are enjoying it, for sure.
Countries with the Smallest Breasts
Now we come to those that aren’t so genetically blessed with the jiggly, fat tissue that we love to fondle. B cups on average belong to the Middle East and South Asians (India, for example), and some African countries. The ones that are ruling the A cups are in the other half of Africa (central and west, for example) and East Asia. Scientists warn – breast size boils down to nutrition, genetics, and climate. When, for example, women live in hotter, more humid areas, fat tissue won’t be stored as much. Sorry, ladies. However, do we really care that much about the size? Let’s elaborate.
Do We Care About Tiddies Size?
This question is as old as the one with the chicken and egg. The answer is, as expected, much more complicated than one would think, but let’s start it off simple by saying – yes and no.
One of the arguments going in favor of big-boobed women is the complete mess one billboard featuring giant tits made in Russia – it reportedly caused over 500 traffic accidents. This is one of the clear signs that, yes, we do notice them big girls. HOWEVER. Did you know that your appetite and even your income might affect your preference on the rack?
Two researchers from the UK, Dr. Viren Swami, and Dr. Martin Tovee found that rich men, as well as sated ones, prefer smaller breasts. So, pretty much, if you are broke and hungry, the higher the chances are that you prefer those double Ds because, in their scientific language, “large size would be an honest signal of access to resources.”
Is a Small-Boob Guy really a Nice Guy?
According to Dr. Tovee and Dr. Swami’s study, they found a link between males’ preferences for large breasts and sexism. So, to simplify the study, there is a great chance that, if you appreciate big tits, you just might be a douchebag. However, we are not pointing fingers here. These gentlemen only highlighted a correlation, not that one causes the other.
“Big Boobs Don’t Count If You’re Fat”
In our serious research, we got into different discussions around the body mass index and actual tit tissue. The more ‘voluptuous’ chicks have more fat everywhere, including their boobs. Does that really count? “But, what is the real boob tissue and what is fat tissue from excess weight? Are we being deceived,” one young man wanted to know on Reddit. It’s a thought to ponder, indeed.
Conclusion – We Love Them All
We love them perky, but also those that sag a bit. We adore C cups, as well as those shy A cups with firm nipples. We love them round, we love them pear-shaped. We like them perked up in a bra, but we drool over them when they are out and free, nips ‘n’ all. We love to look, touch and suck on them. Basically, we are not discriminating and we are very much welcoming all of them. Boobs of all lands, unite!
|Bosnia and Herzegovina||B||25,3|
|Papua New Guinea||AA||25,8|
|Congo (Dem. Republic)||AA||22,6|
We needed to get serious with this research so, alongside statistical data collection, we gathered volunteers from our team to conduct a manual inspection. Tiddies need to be real – we needed to make sure.
Hips Don’t Lie, Either
We can go on and on about breasts, but it would be wrong to neglect the asses. For those butt and hip lovers, we couldn’t help but include the map that encompasses hip sizes all around the world. We can be both boob- and ass-men. We don’t discriminate. Neither do we do smaller tits and asses. We just need to inspect manually of course. Because science.
WTR ?(Why’s That Radass?)
This one is so simple. It’s because appreciating tits is the meaning of life. Boobs are what make us get up in the morning, take a good, long shower, and comb our hair if we have any. Boobs feed us when we are young and make us happy when we are older. They are a perfect example of both a bare necessity and luxury.