If you managed to get through No-Nut November then you’ll be in just the right frame of mind to take a look and think about going to get your reward as you do your best impression of ‘Hulk Smash’ while enjoying the spirit of Destroy Dick December. Maybe, if we try, we can lead into something like reJuvenate January, or maybe Feel-Good February, and maybe a few other interesting months that could be created if we really tried. There’s always room for sexual innuendo, isn’t there? Anyway, let’s get to destroying y’all…
Ladies, don’t feel left out, this month is for you too since you have the unique pleasure of being the ones that get to find which way you’d like to smash that part of the male anatomy that’s aching for a bit of attention. Be gentle to start with ladies, any guy that’s gone a month with thinking about or watching sex might be a bit volatile. But otherwise Radasser’s, men and women alike, have some fun, but as always, be safe.
True, it’s a few days early to start thinking about December, but it’s either bound to act as an enticement to hold on for a few more days, or it’s bound to be too much for a lot of guys and will prompt them to take a little alone time with their woman or, if they’re single, go out and try to find someone to spend a pleasant evening with. Just remember guys, wanting it and getting it are two very different things and if you want it then you’ll figure out a respectful and effective way to get it without being a creep. Yes, I am implying that you need to get laid, but I’m still looking squarely at y’all and telling you to be gentlemen about it.
If you’re going to destroy dick on your own guys, well, that’s your business. But if you’re looking for a woman to do the destroying for you, then there are ways to go about it that won’t get every woman you come across looking at you like a pervert or worse.
I’m not about to promote tricking women into having sex with you, but there are ways to make it happen such as:
- being attentive and having a strong conversation style: Become sexually attractive to the woman you’re wanting to get physical with. I know, this sounds easier said than done, but by being masculine, being confident, and being just forceful enough that she sees you as a man and not a nice guy or friend, you’ll have a much better chance. It’s not foolproof since some women will stick to their guns and not budge. But a lot of women will look at a man who is confident and converse with her in a manner that is enticing and alluring and start thinking sexy thoughts.
- find her sexually attractive: Look, being the nice guy and noticing how hot a woman is can be great and all if you’re trying to take things slow, but if you’re trying to get laid it’s a serious no-go unless the woman is simply ready to go and is willing to push up on you. But thanks to the way society has viewed women that move too fast (hey, I like fast women don’t you?), this probably won’t happen. If you’re willing to walk that fine line and make it clear that you’re attracted to her and that she’s a radiant and sexy individuals, your chances might actually increase.
- pass the pre-sex test: What is this, you ask? Women do this, and ladies please don’t lie, because there are times that they’re ready to go from the moment they meet you, and one of the only reasons they won’t yank down your zipper and announce their attentions is that they want to know that you can be a dominant individual and take control. It’s not a matter of dominating them entirely, it’s a matter of being the type of man that can do what they want, can get them to do what you want, and initiate a truly satisfying time that they’ll eventually want more of or will remember fondly. Remember, women are going to test you no matter if you’re meeting them for the first time, are in a relationship, or have been married to them for years. Ladies, don’t deny this, y’all do it even if you’re not aware of it.
There are ways to have sex on the first date, even if it’s not always the best idea.
One thing to remember guys is that if you’re going to initiate a hit it and quit it kind of meeting, make sure the woman knows this and agrees with it. There’s no need to disregard anyone’s feelings just to get your rocks off. Being a gentleman means that if you have no intention of sticking around, let her know. After all, women aren’t there to just amuse us, and if you think they are then it’s a hope that you and Rosie, and her five sisters, are on good terms with each other.
Don’t let anyone kid you, women get anxious for sex as well and will sometimes lower their standards just as guys do. Sometimes strange things can happen and a woman can find love where she didn’t expect it, as guys do at times, but the point is women do want to get laid too, but once again, society has been geared to make this less appealing, which is kind of ridiculous really.
Some guys are smooth enough to go out and find someone to spend the night with, others couldn’t get laid if they had a $100 bill hanging out of their zipper in a brothel. It’s cruel but it’s true, and you know why? It comes down to confidence in one’s character, abilities, and how they speak to women. Laugh all you want, but it’s true.
Guys, women want strong, confident men that are bound to woo them and still respect them in a delicate balance that gets a lot of women worked up. Let’s face it, a lot of guys are tongue-tied idiots that can easily appreciate a woman but not know what to do with her, or can’t satisfy a woman since they’re too busy trying to satisfy themselves. Other guys are just smooth-tongued jerks that get what they want and move on, and a lot of women see this as a horrible balance since they want to be satisfied as well. For the month of Destroy Dick December guys, just remember that women are out there needing to relieve some stress as well, and if you’re good to them, they’ll be all kinds of naughty to you in return, so long as they feel that you deserve it.
Ladies, be kind to your fellas if it pleases you to do so.
WTR?
One word of advice if you’re planning on enjoying the month thoroughly, stock up with a lot of ice, and remember to hydrate. Yes, of course it’s meant to be funny as hell, so go out, have a laugh, and release that pent-up frustration as much as you can.
