Man Finds Out That Handing Out Weed Cookies Is A Great Way To Get People To Start Going To Church
74-year-old Brian Jones was arrested following an ongoing investigation that several congregation members at St. John’s Apostle Catholic Church in Bloomington were rushed to the emergency room with “adverse effects” of eating cookies that Jones handed out after the 9:15 am church service. LOL.
INDY OF USA TODAY – A 74-YEAR-OLD BLOOMINGTON MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER POLICE SAY HE GAVE CHURCHGOERS THC-LACED COOKIES LAST MAY.
SIX CONGREGATION MEMBERS TOLD POLICE THEY HAD EATEN ONE OF THE COOKIES, WITH THREE REPORTING THE COOKIES TASTED “SALTIER” THAN NORMAL. ALL SIX PEOPLE TESTED POSITIVE FOR CANNABINOIDS. THEIR SYMPTOMS INCLUDED NAUSEA, SLUGGISHNESS AND LETHARGY.
Sounds like the congregation didn’t know they were eating marijuana infused cookies but let’s be honest; good old Brian definitely did them a favor. I would be at church every Sunday if Brian Jones was baking cookies. Helping church goers really become interested in the service and making them happy in the process? This man should be praised, not frowned upon.
What better way to get people up early in the morning on a weekend and listen to a church sermon? Seems to me like weed cookies are the wave of the future in the church. Get everyone baked while singing gospel songs. This would bring a refreshing new dynamic to Sunday mornings, people would be wondering what kind of music Jesus would listen to, or how he got all those animals onto the Ark.
Poor old Brian Jones arrested for trying to make church great again. Pretty lame if you ask me.