She’s actually pretty smart, and we can all see where she gets her sass from.
Keep up the good work dad! At this rate, your daughter won’t be dating anyone and that’s a win in dad world, right?
Oh and the Scottish accents are pretty thick, so if you can’t understand it, here’s what the hell they’re talking about:
Grace starts by asking: “But what if I want to get a boyfriend?”
To which John grins and says: “I’ll break his legs…and guess what will happen after that?
“See your boyfriend’s Daddy? Daddy will take him hostage and keep him in a cupboard.”
Throughout his reply, Grace widens her eyes and shouts “No” from the backseat.
She then tries to reason with her Dad, saying: “Listen. I want a boyfriend. I’m getting a boyfriend.”
John interrupts and declares: “You’re not getting a boyfriend, you’re going to be a nun. You’re going to work for Jesus.”
Grace screams “I’m not, I’m going to get a boyfriend” as her father pulls out a cross necklace and holds it up to the light.
He continues: “This is who you’re going to work for. End of story.”