When you want something, you might need someone to tell you ‘no’.
It’s not hard to imagine that a lot of people would have a tough time saying no to anything on this list. But sometimes you really need to practice restraint. You know, that internal force that safeguards you from spending all of your money on frivolous stuff? I know, mine’s broken too…
It’s tough, I get it.
The chance to drive in style and look tough while doing it? Yeah, if it were a truck maybe.
If only it didn’t have what looked like a brass pile of crap on the trunk…maybe.
Okay, I’m here for it, take my money and go away.
If you have to look stylish while mowing your lawn…I dunno.
Oh hell yes, I am SO here for this. You’d have to feel clean after this shower.
Excess is best I guess?
When your RV starts to quit on you, I’ll bet you’ll wonder why.
You’d best have deep pockets for this one, or a knapsack.
This must be designed for people with great spatial awareness.
This worries me just a little bit.
If you can fit into the car and afford insurance that’s more expensive than some folks’ mortgage, sure.
Open that checkbook and empty the account.
You could honestly call yourself a barrel rider with this.
It, it’s so shiny…
Nope, I’d jump on it and break the dang thing.
I don’t recommend this where the winds are strong enough to turn it into a glider. Don’t laugh, it can happen.
And to think, some people see these as ‘toys’.
It’s true, some folks never grow up.
I mean, why should the kids have all the fun, right?
Admit it, the Batman theme is now running through your head.
Gonna do some serious muddin’ on our way to the campsite.
I’m getting Mad Max: Fury Road vibes.
Sometimes innovation is just flat out crazy.
Let’s not let this travel to Camp Crystal Lake, eh?
Okay, I want this, even if I don’t need it.
I’m not even a Trekkie and that’s cool.
I guess if you really want people to get out of your way…yeah.
To be fair, it looks cool.
People buy the strangest things for the strangest reasons.
I know a lot of people that would love this.
Just don’t let anyone borrow your binoculars.
That looks like a bad nightmare.
Yes, but maybe not, but maybe…
Yep, I’m here for it.
Bigger is better?
Pop the cork and lets go!
The turning radius on this thing has to be a pain in the ass.
It’s a fun idea, but maybe for a party and not just as a street treat.
It looks like a butterscotch candy got stretched out and given a few add-ons.
Why do I see little but danger with this thing?
Sometimes people do too much.
Bloody Mary’s are salad drinks, but this is a three-course meal and daytime snack drink, damn.
If you have cats this would have to be a hard no.
It’s either this or a book, and this is a viable option.
That is pretty cool, but you can imagine that it’s spendy.
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
Sometimes you need to listen to that little voice in the back of your head when it says ‘stop’. But then again, there are times when it’s tough because what’s in front of you is way too tempting.