These ten foods will make it tough to concentrate…just go with it.
Food is sexy, that’s a truth that can’t really be denied since, well, it’s very easy to make just about anything sexy. Keep in mind, not EVERYTHING is sexy in the food world, since there are a lot of different items that are tough to get behind when it comes to extolling their virtues in terms of how they can be used to turn on the object of one’s desire. Most things that are sweet, some that are savory, and a lot of natural foods tend to be prone to sexualization, and in today’s society, that’s…pretty much okay by most standards. Seriously, wokeness and other issues that people are dealing with today don’t stand much of a chance when it comes to sexy foods and how they’re used by so many people. As a bonus, the coming summer makes some of these foods even more enticing in a lot of ways.
Here are ten of the sexiest summer foods we could find.
10. Whipped cream
Yes, whipped cream is still a food, even though it’s used as a topping more often than not. Now, what you use it on is entirely up to you since it could go from innocent to…less than innocent. Admit it, whipped cream is a popular food when it comes to sex since licking it off your partner is enough to get your engine revving, at least until one remembers how sticky it gets and how much that detracts from the overall experience. On food, whipped cream is a great topping since it adds an element of sweetness that complements a lot of foods, especially those that already have a natural sweetness. Whether you make your own or buy it from the store, whipped cream is by far and large one of the sexiest foods you can get into for many reasons.
9. Carrots
It should be enough to say that anything phallic is going to qualify as sexual at some point, whether it’s silly or absolutely serious. With the number of porn sites on the internet today, it’s easy to see why carrots would make this list. If you’re not into that kind of thing, thank goodness for you, grab the ranch and enjoy your carrots in the same manner that many people do. But if you do like that kind of thing, well, keep it to yourself. As a sexy summer food though, carrots are nice and refreshing on a hot day, especially if the carrots come right out of the refrigerator and the ranch is also chilled. Warm carrots aren’t quite as sexy since if anyone couldn’t guess why, they’re a bit limp and don’t do much other than fill your stomach.
8. Burgers
It’s tough to think of how a burger could be sexy, isn’t it? But Carl’s Jr. did it, and it’s fair to say that if a person knows how to look past the mess and be impressed by the type of woman that likes a good old fashioned greasy burger with all the toppings, then they’re a step ahead of the game. A lot of ladies might like to act as though they don’t want to touch a big, sloppy burger, but the absence of such things in one’s life is easy to feel after a day or two. Seriously, a slab or two of beef and all the trimmings go down nicely in the summer months, especially if said toppings have a soft, pleasing place to land only a second after dropping.
7. Chocolate
Chocolate has been linked with sexual activities and attraction for a long time, so it shouldn’t be too surprising to see it on this list. But the manner in which people use chocolate in a seductive manner differs from person to person. It’s sweet, it’s decadent, and if one finds the right kind of chocolate, it’s bound to light them up in the same way that sex does since from a chemical standpoint there’s been a link that many people believe in for quite some time. Calling chocolate sexy is like calling the sky blue, there are a lot of different ways to show how it works and it’s pretty commonplace. But it’s still one of the best ways to get a woman in the mood, sometimes at least.
6. Jello
It’s jiggly, it’s wiggly, and it’s not too bad on a hot day when you need something cool and easy to eat. Even better, one can mix it with alcohol and get a pretty good buzz after taking a few jello shots. Not only that but does anyone remember jello wrestling? Sure, it’s another way to sexualize women, but it’s a good time for everyone and good use of gelatin.
5. Lollipops
Anyone who thinks a lollipop isn’t a sexy piece of food has been existing under a rock for a long time. It’s true, a lot of women who make a lollipop look sexual don’t exactly build a great reputation, but in the long run, this type of candy is extremely capable of being used in a seductive manner. Anytime a hot woman in pigtails sucks on a lollipop, whoa. As far as being a summer food, lollipops aren’t able to be claimed by any one season. But when the summer comes along and women start ditching clothing and start looking sexier, well, certain food items end up becoming even more tantalizing.
4. Popsicles
The picture should really speak for itself, but the truth is that whoever had the idea to create popsicles in this manner, well, it’s easy to think that they had something else on their mind. Of course, that statement because incredibly awkward if the rumor that the first popsicle was created in 1905 by a kid. Yeah, it might be time to walk that one back, at least for a moment. But as a summer food, the popsicle is by far one of the most alluring foods to break out when the weather warms up.
3. Cherries
Do you even need to ask why cherries are considered to be a sexy food? Well, if it is needed, then it can be stated that anyone who is able to tie a cherry stem with their tongue is supposed to be a good kisser.
2. Strawberries
If you want to get your night going right then strawberries are a great choice. Summer is also a great time for this since, duh, strawberries are a great snack that can be eaten whole, diced up, sliced up, placed in shakes, or smoothies, and perhaps dragged gently over your partner’s body before being gobbled up as the appetizer to something better. If that didn’t move you in any way, then yeah, they’re a great snack and are extremely refreshing.
1. Bananas
It shouldn’t even need to be said how bananas are sexy. In the summer it becomes even more obvious, but year-round, they’re a sensual fruit that’s used in many different ways. Seriously though, this picture kind of says a lot.
WTR (Why’s That Radass?)
These are the types of things you get to learn when you grow up and start becoming sexually active and more aware of your food and how important it is to enjoy it. Adulthood is complicated, and sex makes it even more so, but thankfully, food is a kind of bridge that can help to make things a lot more enjoyable. Just be safe with it Radassers, but have fun.
