1. Curse words are the basis of all language.
According to several pieces of research, swear words are the basis of all language forms known to man. What were some of the first words you learned in a foreign language? How can one of the first things we ever spoke in a different language be so fucking wrong?
9. Because you want to!
Don’t look me in the fucking eye and tell me any different or you’ll be a liar and you know it!