Now when your girl doesn’t text you back right away, it might be because she’s using it to do all the things you aren’t doing right. Introducing: Izivibe. Izivibe is a new app/attachment launching in June of 2016 that allows people to masturbate with the vibrate settings on their phone. I guess buying a vibrator is now too much of a hassle for people.
WHO THOUGHT OF THIS?!?! Who looks at their phone one day and said, “Hmmm…. How can I have sex with this?” I like having a computer in my pocket. It’s amazing we have such powerful technology in the palm of our hands. But do we really need to be able to have sex with it?
UPDATE: The Radass app was suspended for Android today. Not sure when it will come back. It was deemed “inappropriate” by the app store. It’s cool to have an app that allows you to fuck your phone, but a Radass is problem. Ok.
