It makes your stomach rumble and your other parts ache…
As long as it doesn’t make your stomach ache and your other parts rumble then it should be okay, but there is something erotic about watching hot women eat, isn’t there? Whether you agree or not doesn’t really matter since a lot of guys, and even some ladies, might argue with you without question since yes, there is something enticing about a gorgeous woman with her lips parted, her eyes either closed or partially open, getting ready to place something in her mouth. Keep in mind all you pervs out there, I am talking about food, and fortunately for a lot of us that love these types of images, food can be extremely erotic. Well, certain foods can be erotic thanks to their shape, the way they’re cut, and the natural shape they possess in the first place. Women know that this drives us wild guys, and they use it as much as they can sometimes when they feel the need to tease us. Bless them for this, right? But they do know how to get to us when they want to with such images.
Food porn is, on its own, kind of enticing since people love food, they love seeing how it can be presented to get their attention, and are usually ready to see just how a dish can be presented in a manner that makes them instantly hungry or at least wishing that they had room in their stomach. But adding hot women to the idea of food porn is, well, usually something that gets a lot more illicit than what we’re bound to show on this site, but is still enough to get people excited and perhaps wanting to see more. We get it, hot women have an effect on guys, and seeing them with their mouths open to, okay, calm down.
There are hundreds of different ways to talk about food porn and marry the idea of hot women and food, but a lot of them do tend to become pornographic since the truth is that men like to see women in a sexy manner and they like to see them in several different ways, food included. There’s no accounting for what guys find sexy now and then, food and women do tend to go together in a way that’s kind of hard to deny since in all honesty, watching a woman use pieces of fruit and other foods to look sexy is absolutely intoxicating. It’s tough to deny if you bother to do so, especially since the allure that a hot woman possesses can be felt with just about anything. Face it, a good-looking woman can make just about anything appear sexy, especially if it looks like she’s really getting into it.
Shall we continue with the erotic display of foodstuffs?
It’s that partially open mouth that gets me. How about you?
Have you ever just watched a woman go to eat something slowly, provocatively, as though it was one of the greatest morsels of food she’s ever eaten in her life? Yeah, you might be kind of a pervert if you’re looking around just to find such a moment, but if you catch these candid moments now and then it’s hard to look away since gorgeous women already have a way about them that’s tough to avoid since looking at them, in some cases, is just a little too easy since let’s face it, the human eye is drawn to beauty, sometimes. But when it comes to food, it’s doubly so when a woman takes the time to fold her lips over something in a way that brings to mind illicit images that drive men wild for several reasons. Then when they use their tongue to pull something apart, or lick something, huh boy. It sounds perverted as hell, doesn’t it? Yeah, it might be, but there is something very compelling about it all the same.
Of course it’s suggestive, that’s the point.
The fact that women do this on purpose sometimes isn’t fair at all since men don’t manage to make things look this good unless the man they’re trying to appeal to is gay or otherwise attracted to such a display. But women appear to be born with this ability in some cases since by the time they hit legal age (don’t let your mind wander in a juvenile direction guys, nothing good will come of it) they’re well-versed in how to attract a man and how to drive them wild in some of the simplest ways. Let’s be fair for a moment and say that not all women are born with this ability, or don’t know how to access it entirely, since some ladies couldn’t be sexy if they were given lessons and a complete makeover. But when it comes to food, women can be attractive by accident, or on purpose. Hey, believe me or not if you want.
Fast food has earned its place in the sexy column.
If you think that deeming fast food as sexy is a joke, well, you’re half right, since eating too much of this crap won’t leave a person feeling that sexy for long since once the cottage cheese thighs appear and your belly starts hanging over your belt, the sexy factor kind of takes a nosedive. But once in a while, a hot woman eating a burger looks damned good, especially if she ‘accidentally’ spills sauce on her hand or her fingers and decides to lick them clean. That, my friends, is some of the sexiest food porn in the world since if it doesn’t get your motor revving you might need to check your pulse or your libido.
Is there such a thing as too much sexy in one picture?
One picture can hold a lot of sexy as this proves, but trying to decide which is more enticing, the main course, or the appetizers that are resting on her back, is kind of tough, isn’t it? It might sound silly, but food porn can actually help to improve your love life a bit if you really think about it. Those who are having trouble with intimacy issues, or are trying to ignite that spark and do something that might rev the engine of their partner could possibly find a few of their partner’s favorite foods and, voila, you’re off to the races and doing your best to clean each other up, without the wipes…
I mean, it’s an idea, and an extremely enticing one if I might add.
Steady on, contain yourself…
Food is something that we need to survive, but it’s also something that can be used in several ways that a lot of people don’t always think about. ‘Eat to live, don’t live to eat’, right? There is a lot of truth in that statement, but it can be taken in a lot of different ways since the foods we eat might not always treat us the way we want, but the foods that treat us the way we want are often those that we ignore the most. Why is that do you think? What makes a fatty burger look more enticing than a delicious strawberry? I’m not here to knock anyone’s food choices, especially since anything taken in moderation can be just as sexy as anything else. Well, almost, I’m not sure how a plate of beans can be sexy, but maybe that’s because I haven’t tried it yet. But sweet things, delectable things, and anything that has a certain shape can certainly be made to look sexy.
I don’t know what the hell that is, but I’d lick it anyway.
I know what you were thinking you pervs, and I was thinking it too for a moment…that thing in her hand looks damned sweet, doesn’t it? It’s tough to imagine that she might be licking something with sour cream, or tuna, or something similar like that, but hey, to each their own. It’s funny how food can still enhance a picture that’s already so insanely hot, isn’t it? Or, did your eyes not make it to the left side of the picture yet? I don’t blame you, that’s a luscious sight displayed in front of you, but thinking of how she’s applying her tongue to the treat in her hand might be a good example of how a lucky guy would want to do the same…if you’re getting my meaning. And if you don’t, well, imagine how hard my eyes are rolling.
Pick your own cliche for this one.
Oh don’t roll your eyes at me, you were probably thinking the same thing, especially since it looks like the landing zone is cleared and ready to receive, right? Call it a piggish statement if you like, it would still be exciting, as well as hilarious, if she were to suddenly play hide the sausage, the clean version. Plus, her mouth isn’t open anywhere near wide enough to take that thing in, since the bun alone would smash against her lips. But it would still be fun to watch if she realized that at the last second, wouldn’t it?
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
If you really have to ask then I want you to go to the top of the article, read it through again, and then ask yourself that same question once more. Women and food go together like kiddie pools and Jello, and with the same type of adult fun in mind. If that’s too much adulting for you, then shoo, the adults need to conversate.
