Welcome to the red flag parade.
Will we ever get tired of these? Do people do stupid things all the time? There’s your answer.
Someone needs to invent a ho alarm.
You expect a guy to have a problem with this?
That’s a lot of work for a single pose.
Nothing good can come of this.
The bottom piece extended out six inches when she started…just sayin’…
Guys, think about it, would you be able to see through this?
Sometimes it’s better to just walk, or run, away.
We get it, you want to be the only fruit in the room.
Doesn’t that feel nasty after a while? Or does the mint provide a soothing feeling?
If she does this in front of strangers, walk away, trust me on this one.
You’re either giving birth or you V is a portal to another realm…either way, damn.
This looks like the beginning of a horror movie.
Your Gangnam Style is weak.
Alcohol’s a hell of a drug…
Imagine the horse breaking into a trot suddenly…
That’s one hell of a seat warmer.
So, she was taking her husband out for a walk…
But men are the weird ones, right?
A Hellraiser or Mr. Ed audition, that’s my guess.
Okay, her level of excitement is definitely extra.
I’m seriously uncertain how to feel about this one.
Yeah, it takes way too much to please some women.
Some guys would get excited, some would freak out.
So, is this another version of The Shining?
You’d better hope that’s all mud.
Keep it together, keep it together…
Y’know, even toddlers can hit their mouth more often than this.
The cat thought they smelled tuna and fell for the trap…poor pussy…cat.
Do you really want to know?
No, seriously, do you really want to know?
If a woman had starred in American Psycho…
Where has your nose been before this?
Do not shoot a ping pong ball, do not shoot a ping pong ball…
That is one nasty-looking tongue.
Just smile and walk on by.
This feels ill-advised.
She’s okay, she had plenty of fluids to sustain her…
When she needs to shave worse than you do, back away.
Yes, customer service? I ordered the non-ditzy doll, thank you.
That’s an accomplishment…I guess?
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
It’s funny, it’s weird, and it’s definitely out there since it shows that just like guys, women are kind of nuts at times. But it’s also something fun to look at and maybe wonder if you could possibly keep up with some of these women, right? Just pay attention to the red flags waving in your face guys.