Just when you thought you knew what a bikini was all about, someone comes along and says ‘nuh-uh, walk this way’. Of course, the way some of these micro-bikinis are situated, it almost feels as though walking might not be a good idea since, with the amount of cheek that some women have in the back (junk in the trunk in other words), one almost feels as though they might get a rope burn on the inner part of their cheeks. Yeah, ouch. But again, men don’t appear to know enough about these things unless they happen to wear them. Hey, it’s a new Jack and Jill city these days. But if you’re wanting to know more about micro bikinis, what others might call string, or dental floss, or various other names for stuff that barely covers a body, or if you just want to look at the pretty ladies and drool, then keep reading.
There is some practicality here, but there are a few conditions.
Micro bikinis come in several different styles that I like to refer to as everything from ‘damn’ to ‘what’s the point?’. To better explain that one has to see that some micro bikinis cover a woman’s body in ways that might make some people blush and usher their small children away, while others aren’t really that bad, to begin with since they cover everything and still leave at least a little to the imagination. But there are a few things to think about when it comes to these micro garments from the practical to the pragmatic. Here are just a few things to consider.
- They do minimize tan lines to be certain, since instead of having big patches of white skin that a lot of women hate, there might only a few areas that aren’t quite as noticeable. The only other option would be spray-tanning or fake and baking the rest, or going to a nude beach, but a micro bikini does manage to minimize that issue.
- To wear a micro bikini is going to take a lot of self-confidence and body positivity, but let’s be honest and blunt on this point. If you’re heavy enough to the point that the bikini virtually disappears into your body, no offense intended, but this isn’t the bikini for you for a couple of reasons. One is the look, since no matter how much a woman wants this look to work it’s not going to happen If folds of flesh are distorting, spilling out, or covering the bikini. The other is a safety issue since it has to do with circulation and how tight these things can actually get. Again, no offense and more power to anyone that is confident with their body shape, but micro bikinis are kind of made for those that maintain a certain type of body shape.
- There is a point when one has to ask “what’s the point?” since a ‘bikini’ that bisects a woman’s nipples and basically disappears into her butt crack and barely covers her hoo-ha, if it does at all, might as well be a literal piece of string. Micro bikinis tend to take the imagination to the limit just fine on their own.
The Empress’s new bikini, get it?
This is how micro it gets since at one point a woman might as well walk around nude stating that she identifies as a woman who is wearing a micro bikini while showing off her ‘special suit’ to the masses. Hey, a lot of guys will gladly comment on your birthday suit no doubt, but there are times when one has to admit that it’s time to put something on in a public space unless you’re at a nude beach. If that’s the case, then jiggle onward you beautiful vixen you.