DO NOT TOUCH A WOMAN’S PIZZA, MAN
You know when you offer someone food out of guilt and you hope they say no but they say yes and then you’re kind of annoyed about it but you have to give it to them cause you offered? Especially when something you offer is as precious as pizza?
Well in a perfect world, a girl could live happily ever after with boxes and boxes of the tasty pies and no one to share them with. (Pepperoni pizza from Costco to be exact.)
But unfortunately we live in a world with men, who break our hearts and eat our pizza without asking.
And one boyfriend just found out exactly what happens when you mess with a girl’s pizza.
Twitter user “dee breezy” caught his (TOTALLY JUSTIFIED) girlfriend on camera freaking TF out over a piece of pizza that he took off her plate and then shared the video with his users, which obviously went viral because pizza.
pizza couple
De’ja Davis’ crazy came out in full blast when her boyfriend thought it would be okay to put his grimy little hands on her slice of pizza AFTER HE SAID HE DIDN’T WANT ONE. She delivered an epic two-minute verbal beating that anyone in a relationship with a food thief can relate to and it’s spot on.
I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian‘s pizza and she had a heart attack… ???????? pic.twitter.com/0Dbwo9HOe6
— dee breezy (@xxdbreezyxx) July 5, 2016
“We went to Pizza Boli’s and I asked him a million times, ‘Do you want anything? Chicken, pizza, anything?’ because he always picks on my food — always,” De’Ja explained to Buzzfeed. “This was not the first time. And I’d had enough of it.”
She even texted him to further clarify her point after the tweet went viral, with over 44 thousand shares on Twitter:
deja text
After close examination of the food robbery, I have come to the conclusion that her boyfriend is a kind of a dick.
He said, “In a relationship, you don’t have to ask. I wasn’t hungry until I saw the pizza.”
Uh, WRONG. His way of thinking is completely unacceptable. So if you buy yourself a new Mercedes and I take it for a joyride without asking, it’s okay cause we’re in a relationship right? Good to know.
I mean it’s not even that she didn’t offer to get him a slice or that he was broke. He just felt entitled to stick his hands all over her food because they’re dating. A decent human being would just ask because that’s the polite thing to do whether you’re married with kids or high school sweethearts.
Not surprisingly, the majority of people agreed with De’Ja:
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And while I admit the situation may have blown out a little of proportion, with hashtags like #IStandWithDeJa surfacing, when your significant other pushes you to that level of crazy, you just gotta own it and let em know that shit is not tolerated.
So girls, don’t let anyone fux with your pizza and boys, don’t stick your entitled ass hands where they don’t belong.
And remember this if ya’ll break up:
