10. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end.
9. You don’t go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a sanitary trim.
7. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn’t remove the boogies from your eyes.
4. Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure or pedicure.
2. You don’t bite and scratch your hairdresser.
1. The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.