Burglar Suffered From A Bad Case Of The Munchies
APPLETON, Wis. (WSAW) —
“The 40-year-old Oshkosh Burglar is in the Outagamie County jail after a homeowner discovered a stranger had broken in and was sleeping naked in the bed. According to WBAY-TV, Appleton Police were called to the 200 block of South Memorial Drive on Saturday for a report of a naked man sleeping in the victim’s bed. Police also said the man, later identified as Bradley Braxton, had drank the homeowner’s whiskey and had eaten his muffins. WBAY reports Braxton confessed to using meth. He’s expected to be charged with burglary, damage to property, disorderly conduct, and possession of marijuana. Braxton also faces bail jumping charges as he was out on bond for a separate crime.”
Having your house broken into is a frightening experience, but finding a naked methhead who smells like whiskey and blueberry muffins asleep in your bed is a whole different level of freaky. Whats funny is, I have pretty much done this exact same thing except instead of breaking in, a just paid some money on AirBnB.
I wonder if this guy was planning on taking stuff from the house or was this his plan all along? I think the most likely scenario is that he intended to burglarize but after consuming some meth he was overcome with the munchies, (or whatever they call it in meth terms) and decided to bust into the homeowners reserve of whiskey and muffins. That combo is likely the reason he was found naked and asleep. Whiskey drunk with a belly full of muffins always ends in sleep.