Bald Eagle Stuck in a Sewer Drain.
WELCOME TO TRUMP’S AMERICA! Jk. This one can’t be pinned on him. I don’t think. It happened in Florida so I just assume blame Florida.
Some bald eagles got stuck in a sewer drain because America isn’t crazy enough right now. Apparently the birds were having a fist fight during a turf war and one eagle punched the other face down into the drain.
Ok, ok. That isn’t exactly how it went down. From Uproxx:
A witness told WFTV that he “saw two eagles fighting in the sky and they just dropped right into the drain, so I immediately pulled over.” The symbol for American pride was pinned there, where our waste mingles with other nasty liquids, for 90 minutes. The five-year-old female eagle had company for the first half-hour, but when the other bird flew away, the victim, who suffered puncture wounds and a cracked beak, fell into the sewer. “Experts say the birds were fighting over territory,” according to ABC News.
Bald eagle rescued from Central Florida storm drain after “fighting in the sky” with another eagle. https://t.co/K1LhO8Zccd pic.twitter.com/1Xau5HnByJ
— ABC News (@ABC) November 11, 2016
Don’t stop being you Florida.