Students Reveal the NSFW Things Their Teachers Did During Class
“Students of Reddit what is the most NSFW thing a teacher did/said during class?” This question arose during a recent Ask Reddit forum. The answers were surprising and hilarious:
Callioperising: During a sex ed class young female teacher was taking anonymous questions, and there was one about masturbation. And for some reason she called out a random dude to ask if he pulled or stroked. I’ve never seen someone more dumbstruck or embarrassed.
LMAO wouldn’t she like to know.
Iwouldthrowmeaway: He wanted to prove that the webfilter worked and searched “hardcore porn.” It didn’t work.
Not exactly necessary but funny nonetheless.
m4n0nthem0on: This happened when I was a senior in history class in 2006. We were put in groups of 4 to work on a project, and our teacher was going through vhs tapes at his desk. He had a vhs player hooked up to a tv that was mounted in the corner of the room. So he’s putting tapes in and seeing what they were and putting labels on them as we’re working on our projects. And then out of nowhere, one tape was a news segment, and then it went to static and scrambled and then BOOM! Clear as day, full frontal dick into vagina.
It wasn’t HIS sex tape. Just something he recorded. He slammed that eject button so fast it didn’t process. The porno was on the tv for a good 10-15 seconds. He eventually gets the tape out and all our faces are so red we are about to explode in laughter.. We didn’t know how to react..pure silence in the room.. Our teacher was sweating like I’ve never seen someone sweat before.. He starts rubbing his bald head with his head down in a pure panic confusion.
OKAY THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE. Teacher got caught red handed with porn in front of the whole class.
RainWelsh: We had a few teachers who were functioning alcoholics (and one who used to smoke weed in the cupboard). One of them turned up to test me for my French oral exam, not just drunk, actually drinking. Maybe not that extreme, but it was pretty fun speaking French with my absolutely sotted teacher.
That teacher DGAF.
kc_cyclone: My 7th grade English teacher who was in her first year never had control of her classroom. A couple weeks before the end of the year our class was arguing with her about something and she screamed “fuck you all!” Never saw Mrs. Wallace again.
What a savage.
SunfireDave: He let it slip that his father took him to a brothel when he was 16 for his first time. He then made things more awkward when he pointed to a girl in the class and said that his first looked like her.
You’ll always remember your first and she’ll always remember that creepy comment.
