1. You could look like this.
2. You just got a new haircut.
3. You have no idea what the fuck is going on.
5. You got laid and didn’t get her pregnant… Now buy some rubbers dumb ass.
7. You got a cold beer in your hand.
11. Because in your dreams you are dating your favorite celebrity.
13. You won’t have to brush your teeth for the rest of your life.
15. Because it’s ok to eat dessert for breakfast.
16. A frown only makes a bad day last longer.
18. Because you are the mother fucking princess.
20. Your real friends stick around even if you are the only one laughing at your jokes.
21. You could be stuck of a public bus naked.
