These Witches Couldn’t Conjure Up A Crowd, Much Less A Spell
With Trump as the 45th president, there’s a lot of talk about time turning backwards. But just how backwards are we talkin?
Well, let’s try like year 1735.
In case you hadn’t heard, there were witches across the world – including singer Lana Del Rey – who pledged to stand together and cast a spell on President Donald Trump Friday night.
At the stroke of midnight
Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23
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Ingredients can b found online
? pic.twitter.com/PsjNpIODZE— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) February 24, 2017
Call me uncultured, but I was blissfully unaware witchcraft was still a thing.
People on Twitter seemed to take it well, with her post getting over 36,000 retweets.
Lana Del Rey will save us with her witchcraft ? pic.twitter.com/wUJCM6Vbbe
— Common Gay Boy (@CGBPosts) February 24, 2017
However, (to no ones surprise), there was only a handful of people gathered outside the president’s Manhattan Midtown penthouse as they prepared to cast a magic spell at midnight.
There must be a shortage of coven leaders these days.
