Urban Outfitters has been known to sell questionable fashion attire, but they might have just reached a new all time low.
This time Urban Outfitters tried to sell a shirt to women called the ‘Extreme Crop Tank Top Shrug’.
Extreme is right, because it is little more than a small piece of fabric with a couple of straps and a description that reads…
“THE ULTRA-SEXY WAY TO LAYER WITH THIS TEENY CROPPED TANK TOP BY OUT FROM UNDER. CROPPED ABOVE CHEST FOR THE COOLEST LAYERED LOOK FEATURING A CROP NECK AND THIN SHOULDER STRAPS.”
“Cropped above chest.” The fuck, this is every dads worst nightmare.
The internet seemed to have quite a few reviews for the new fashion item. Here are a few of our favorites.
hell is empty and all the devils are here pic.twitter.com/9ingulAQ43
— Alanna Okun (@alanna) March 10, 2017
i swear to god if anyone i know wears this we are no longer friends https://t.co/QAbw76Lts1
— Rachael Berkey (@bookoisseur) March 10, 2017
@alanna @nycsouthpaw Seriously? What is that? Why don’t they just put her out in just a bra and claim the “Shrug” is invisible?
— Sad! (@AlderFish) March 10, 2017
hell is empty and all the devils are here pic.twitter.com/9ingulAQ43
— Alanna Okun (@alanna) March 10, 2017
@alanna LOL pic.twitter.com/fto1Grlpa5
— Mallory Welch (@malloryismyname) March 13, 2017
Honestly, I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Urban Outfitters are obviously making a smart business decision here, 3/4 of a shirt is much less fabric and therefore higher profit margins. That’s Good business 101 right there. Plus, i’m sure plenty of girls with daddy issues have already constructed similar garments. Why not save them some time and effort? What gives all these anger women the right to discourage personal expression, my body my choice right? They just don’t understand fashion.