In case the Headline had anyone Confused this red button is for the sugary beverage Coca-Cola not the illicit stimulant.
Fox News —
While no president ever actually possessed a “red telephone” specifically for summoning Moscow at a moment’s notice (the government actually used a teletype system), there is an equally ominous red summoning device upon our current president’s desk.
It’s not a direct line to Moscow, though: It’s just how he orders a Coca-Cola.
According to the Associated Press, President Trump keeps a tiny buzzer on his desk that summons a White House butler whenever he’s in need of a fizzy drink.
I’m really not surprised by any news as of late. Trump has a button on the white house desk for soda delivery, who gives a fuck considering that Bill Clinton had an intern delivery button during his term. All jokes aside, I’m honestly confused why trump hasn’t started his own beverage company, “Trump Soda”. Seems like the logical next step considering his Trump Steaks endeavor. Why not use your political position to make a little extra money on the side, since that seems to ok now a days.
The real question here is who’s sole responsibility is it to hand deliver soda to the president. Could be the best job in the world, or the worst. Depends on how much soda he drinks and what his quality control standards might be. Is there a specific temperature he likes his soda at? Is their a frosty pint glass involved? Does the coke have to make it to his small hand within 10 seconds of the button being pushed? Does he prefer the Mexican cane sugar version, which i’m really hoping he does only because it would a classic Trump cliché. Who knows, but if anyone is in the D.C. area and looking for a sweet job, check it out and let us know.
So many questions. Being President would suck for a lot of reasons, but it’s got its perks and this right here is one of the best. You’re not somebody until you’ve got a Coke guy.
