If this doesn’t brighten your week then, well…look again…and again…
Is Hump Day really the toughest day of the week? I would have thought it was Monday, personally, since getting back into it after the weekend feels like the toughest time. It’s kind of like restarting the engine that you’ve let sit for a while. Once it’s running, that midway point might feel kind of tough to get over, but it’s actually kind of easier since you’re already moving forward, yeah? Eh, maybe that makes sense, and maybe it doesn’t, but the point of Hump Day is to indicate the middle of the week, where we’re at as of this moment, and for some folks, it’s a bit rough since you’ve been through half of the week, but you still have the other half to go. At least it’s the downward side, right? Right? Well, anyway, getting into it, Hump Day is the kind of time that a lot of people use to take a breath before digging into that last half of the week, and if you wanted to enjoy yourself then a few pictures of some very hot women should do the trick, yeah? Of course, learning how to get hot women like this and possibly keep them around might be better, don’t you think? Yeah, I get it, you’re likely thinking “What the hell is he talking about?” I’ll get to that.
Staring at pictures of beautiful women is normal if you enjoy seeing beauty, natural or fabricated, in all its forms. Hopefully, your mouth is closed since drool isn’t sexy or even attractive, but hopefully, your mind also churning as it tries to deduce how you might be able to attract and possibly talk to women that are this hot, and perhaps even hotter. Did your brain just short-circuit with that thought? Are you already happy with the woman you have? Are you the type of guy that thinks ‘yeah right’ when the idea of being happy with a hot woman pops into your head? Well, if you said yes to any of these questions then 1)take a breath, drink a beer, whatever you have to do to listen, 2) Good for you, you’re ahead of the game, and 3) keep reading and hopefully, a bit of the confidence you need will start to sink in. Seriously, guys, you can land women that look like this if you manage to follow a few bits of advice and don’t give up so easily, since one thing that women don’t really like is a man that’s going to give up on them before they even try. That’s not attractive or sexy to be realistic, since it indicates that you have no confidence, no self-esteem, and might not even have a lot of faith in other people. Really, who wants to get with someone who will give up before they even try?
I get it, you just want to kick back and look at the sexy women and wonder what it would be like to be able to run your fingers over those curves and have them purring like kittens at your touch. Right? Well, it’s possible guys. Maybe you’re not a match for every beautiful woman out there, since unfortunately there are witches with a capital B that allow society to tell them who they need to end up with, and have come to take those types of suggestions to heart as they now believe that they couldn’t possibly be with anyone that’s not able to meet their own ridiculous standards. So you don’t have rippling muscles and look like a classic Chad with a square jaw and luxurious, flowing locks. Or you’re not a bad boy that can kick someone’s ass and back them off with a stare. So what? There’s something that you can do well, or you might as well not even get out of bed in the morning. It’s time to gain a bit of confidence, change your life if you desire, and figure out that yes, beautiful women will appreciate what you can bring to the table, even if it’s not a stunning physique or a flush bank account. Yes, believe me, it’s possible.
You don’t normally expect dating advice on Hump Day, do you?
Don’t worry, I won’t go into a comprehensive rant about why you should trust your instincts and believe in yourself, even though you should. But seriously, if you want women as hot as this or even hotter, there are a few things that you can do as your own wonderful self, or there are some changes you can make. Note, I didn’t say they’d be simple, but it is up to you if you want to make them. First things first though, make sure you know what you want.
Women reveal what they want, but sometimes it reveals more than they think.
One thing to realize is that women are just as insecure at times and are doing whatever they can to make sure the world sees them as confident and sure about themselves. If you do the same, there’s a good chance of meeting women in the middle. Did you read that, or were you staring at the diamond patch? Either way, I don’t blame you.
Some women like to impress, some women like to lay traps.
I won’t say don’t trust any woman, but don’t rush to trust all women when it comes to attraction, since women know what they’re doing when they dress a certain way and when they act in a manner that revs your engine. Cool your jets just a bit and think first. Is it worth diving in head first, or should you pump the brakes and test the waters?
Should you cherish women? Um, yes.
Of course, cherish women, but find the right one that will appreciate the fact that you’ll treat her like a queen, or at the very least a very beloved individual. If a woman wants everything but gives nothing, then back away fella, that path is a dead end.
Thankfully, red doesn’t always mean danger.
I’ll admit a certain weakness for redheads for a few reasons, but while some guys like to think that ‘gingers’ are best left alone, don’t let a color dictate what you do and who you go after. Much like any other woman, a redhead can be hella fun, but hella dangerous as well. Think of passion, but make it clear where your limits lie.
Find someone that’s interested in the same things that you are.
This sounds a little too simple to be true, right? Well, it is and it isn’t. If there’s chemistry between you and a woman then great, but if you don’t share any common interests then you might need to think about moving on. You can definitely grow together and come to share common interests, but that’s a lot of work, and best left to those who are ready for the long haul.
Learn how to weed out the fakes.
This can be a little tough since some fakers are very good at what they do, and some women are just insecure enough that they’ll want to please a man to stay with them. But it’s almost guaranteed that a faker will out themselves eventually, while a genuinely interested woman will vibe with you and enjoy your shared interests with a definite passion.
Some women are real, but the traps that some women lay are real too.
There are plenty of real women out there who are bound to be the ride-or-die type, but those that pretend to be are those who are waiting to get what they want before they leave you in the dust. I’m not telling you to mistrust every woman, but definitely be on the lookout for red flags.
Women know how to figure us out guys, you need to return the favor.
Guys, women are able to figure us out very easily most times, since they know what turns us on, most of the time, and they know how to use it. Gorgeous women are the most dangerous when it comes to this since a wink, a smile, and a flash of something nice and curved will get most men to follow like sheep. Take a chance, be that cranky goat that doesn’t like to be led around that often.
Women are equal to us, remember that.
One thing you don’t need to do since it can pooch your chances of ever finding the ‘right one’, is to think that women are somehow beneath you. Even if you strike out day after day and date after date, don’t lose that respect for women that hopefully, your parents taught you when you were young.
Sure, some women aren’t worth your respect, but are you worth theirs?
If you don’t respect women, then why should they respect you? Think about it guys, the whole idea of earning respect means you need to be worth the effort to someone else. If you’re going to badmouth women or degrade them in one manner or another, then why in the hell would they bother with you? I mean, it happens that women date assholes, but it’s hard to figure out why when the future is staring them in the face so often.
There are women, there are girls, and there are ladies.
Girls will want to have fun and play it loose while having a good time, while ladies will want to have a good time but will ask for respect and give it if you’re worth the effort. Go for the ladies guys, give the girls a little more time to grow up.
If you select the right one, hopefully, you’ll find a happy home waiting for you.
I mean really, just think of having this, or someone like her, to come to. Even better, imagine that she’s always happy to see you at the end of the day. I don’t know about you, but that sounds rather exciting.
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
Enjoy your hump day and remember that you’re enough for anyone if you believe it. If you want to change a bit to make yourself worth more that’s fine. But don’t lose sight of the fact that if you believe you’re worth a beautiful woman’s attention, she might believe it as well. Confidence, fellas…it goes a long way.