You know you love these.
Some people excel at awkward moments.
You really stretched the term “RV”.
You’re just a couple of whips and chains away from being scary.
You tend to forget that passing out at a party is a bad idea.
You make me never want to look at another vegetable again.
I feel like I should call PETA…
It’s all about YOU, isn’t it?
You make me want to do bad things…like opening the gate at that moment…
You…well…ah…oh never mind.
You make me question who this is really punishing, you or everyone else.
You forgot how gravity works when you have a drink in your hand. Serious party foul…shame.
Your breath would have been bad enough, now your whole head is gonna reek.
Finding the hard words is tough sometimes.
You do this with your friends but not with your man…
Somehow this would be your man’s fault, I just know it.
Give this relationship another year or two and it’d be hard to tell them apart.
You have really weird timing.
Why? For the sake of it, why?
You’re a beast until you get your breakfast.
When you asked me to eat you, this isn’t what I was picturing…
I can’t quite fit you into the overhead bin on an airplane.
I’d rather have you at that angle when it’s not by accident.
I might never look at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the same way again…thanks.
I mean, I’m not mad, just creeped out.
I can honestly believe you might lose a small dog in there.
I mean, a person is either paying your medical bills or the damages you’re responsible for…
I have no nice words about this…let’s leave it at that.
Yes, they’re still small, be happy with what you have.
Someone’s getting ready for camp at Crystal Lake.
I got a glimpse of the future…and damn.
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
Just in case you haven’t read it yet, we’re all about the strange, odd, weird, hot, and interesting stuff out there, and are doing what we can to deliver it to you Radassers as much as possible. But one thing to remember about dating is this: it’s a gamble no matter how you look at it. Hopefully you end up hitting it big without betting it all on a losing hand. Take that as you will.
