Nature is a little suggestive at times, isn’t it?
First off, try to be mature, yeah? The images you’ll see are parts of nature and are more or less the kind of things that make it clear that sexual images are completely natural and that quite a few living things in this world end up sharing a great deal of traits that are hard to explain but at the same time can’t be denied. Stopping to smell the nepentes holdenii, which are shown at the top of this article, is fully encouraged by the Cambodian Ministry of Environment, but they’ve been trying to get people, women apparently, to stop from handling them constantly since as one can imagine, it’s a natural resource and doesn’t need to be fondled, I mean, stroked, I mean…ah hell, don’t play with the penis flowers.
It’s not something you hear all the time, is it? But if you take a look around you might see a lot of other plants, fruits, and other things in nature that have a rather odd look and could be seen as kind of sexual. There are reasons why male and female genitalia are likened to many other things around the world after all, and you can see it when you take a close look at some of them, and when you look at others from a distance. The level of maturity a person has kind of dictates how people acknowledge these similarities, and a lot of times as you can imagine, some people aren’t bound to be that respectful when it comes to handling and, well, doing other things with stuff that looks interesting to them. But gripping a penis flower and ripping it out of the ground isn’t the best idea, as the CME is already trying to state. Sadly, people don’t always listen since they want to have their fun and they want to point these things out to others. That’s what cameras are for, right? Right? It would appear that a lot of people don’t get that message in time, and make it clear that they don’t care about the very nature that they marvel at.
The strange and alluring sight of many plants and other things that occur in nature definitely throw people for a loop at times, but the thing to remember is that as strange as they appear, some of them are likely to be dangerous, possibly toxic, and best to stay away from, while others might be rare or at least protected in some instances. In other words, the days of traipsing about in nature and pulling up anything that one wants and not thinking about it aren’t exactly gone, but they’re being viewed with a great deal of attention at this time, and what might have been torn up with wild abandon at one point or manhandled mercilessly is now being preserved for various reasons. Humanity isn’t always kind to the things we see as odd, out of the ordinary, and yes, arousing in some way. It’s a sad state of affairs really when one doesn’t respect their world since they want to get excited about something that appears to be sexual in nature, but thankfully, people have taken note over the years and are working to do something about it.
Does it really take that much maturity to enjoy nature in every way?
Granted, it is a pretty suggestive image, as are many of these, but it’s still easy to think that people might appreciate something for what it is, not what it looks like. It is a little tough sometimes, especially when our inner child wants to come out and snicker at what we perceive as funny when looking at plants such as these since they look like the naughty bits that people are born with but we’re not all encouraged to play with until we know better what can happen when we do. It’s still enough to make us laugh and snicker since immaturity never really goes away, it just gets tamped down from time to time. But so long as guys don’t look at this as an open invitation to park the meat wagon amidst the flower petals it’s interesting to look at, but not all that appealing otherwise, at least to some folks. I know, a lot of people, guys mostly, would argue with me on this, but seriously, it’s a plant, grow up just a little.
Nature is kind of a tease sometimes, huh?
I wouldn’t pucker up to nature in a situation like this since there are a lot of different colors in nature, and while red and other hues might be nice and alluring, they’re often kind of dangerous too. The fact that it looks so sexy and so tempting at times makes some people lose their damn minds for some reason, and it’s kind of pathetic since, well, it’s not exactly something that should need to be said. And yet, it’s still said because people make it absolutely necessary. Seriously, anyone that would put their lips to something like this, or something else (you perverts know who you are) then you might deserve the rash or other effect that might come with it. Oh yes, that’s vindictive, but if you’re applying antibiotic cream or something else to your lips or something else after messing around with nature, then YOU earned it.
Calm down ladies.
What is with penises in nature vs. penises in humanity? Well, it could be that the penises in nature don’t demand to be given attention all the time, and it could be that women get to pay attention to the dicks in nature without having to worry if they’re going to demand too much of them or ruin their lives. Well, that’s not entirely true, because ladies, if you’re a little too friendly with nature there’s a good chance that your lives will be ruined anyway, At least one part of your body might be wrecked if you decide to get too frisky with nature, since there are safe alternatives to male attention out there (no judgment) and then there are things that might not only damage your nethers, but rally muck up your overall health if you decide to be stupid with it. Hey, I’m not lecturing, I’m just reminding y’all.
You too fellas, down.
Guys, if this really gets you revved up, then you might need to go out and find a woman, rent a woman, or buy a piece of plastic that looks like a woman. Seriously guys, this kind of thing that might look appealing to someone that’s been without a woman or even a facsimile of a woman, but otherwise it’s an odd-looking plant that’s bound to get a few laughs and otherwise just a bunch of funny looks. Something about nature and the way certain things look is enough to make a person blush at times, and wonder what the hell is wrong with people at others when they decide to play with it. Seriously, if you stick anything into this flower or even think about it then you have real issues, and you need some help.
So, I wonder, is nature sexist?
I’ve definitely heard people say that nature is sexist since there are a lot of things that point up at the sky in a phallic nature, but if one is being honest there are plenty of things that open up and look like other parts of the human body as well. And what about melons? Those are usually pleasingly round and supple, right? How’s that not sexist? The better question is how is that not one of the most ridiculous things that you’ve ever heard? Things were growing UP out of the ground and opening their petals wide long before humans were ever here, so maybe the creator had a moment in which it appeared smart to fashion every living thing with a great number of similarities since it appeared that this was the best and most common way to go. I mean, that’s kind of a half-assed explanation, but it’s kind of amusing.
Upward and move on.
The funny thing about nature is that at some point everything grows up, everything sticks up, and everything is phallic in nature. What does that prove? Anything? No, not really, there’s no patriarchy to blame when things grow toward the light, there’s no misogyny when things are arcing upward and creating the image that they’re meant to be a dominant, male form that announces that masculinity is the only and superior form of life on earth. And if you think otherwise, you seriously need therapy, since while masculinity is seen to be strong in a lot of aspects of nature, it’s not as though nature is waggling its penis-shaped fruits, vegetables, and other plants and saying ‘Hey, look at this! Come worship it! Come stroke it!’. I mean, that’d be really weird if that was the case…
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
It’s just extremely weird, that’s all. Nature is one of the weirdest things in existence and it shows us these kinds of things all the time. Of course, just because it shows us doesn’t mean that we need to rip it out of the ground without a purpose.
