The Overhyped Big Baller Brand Having Trouble Selling $500 Pair of Shoes
After releasing the Lonzo Ball ZO2 shoe for a whopping $495 dollars a pair, Big Baller Brand owner and attention whore LaVar Ball defended the price and caused even more outrage with this infamous tweet:
Big Baller’s loose! If you can’t afford the ZO2’S, you’re NOT a BIG BALLER! 💰
— Lavar Ball (@Lavarbigballer) May 4, 2017
Excuse me while I puke in the sink. These shoes look like the non slip work shoes you can get at Wal Mart.
Lonzo Ball introducing his first signature shoe. pic.twitter.com/BTDYV7D8N4
— Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) May 4, 2017
Apparently sales haven’t been as hot as LaVar had hoped.
Based on order #’s, less than 600 pairs of Lonzo Ball ZO2 shoes sold.
Has to humble LaVar Ball enough to reopen deals w/big companies.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 17, 2017