This man who got this hairbrush.
This grandma who got a workout video and doesn’t own a DVD player.
The wife that has to put up with this guy until the novelty of his gift wears off.
The person who got this mouse pad.
The person that received this handbag.
The cat that got this pet petter because his owner is a lazy cold hearted fuck.
And finally, the bacon lover who got this that was looking forward to a New Year’s resolution to dieting.
The 37 year old virgin that got this.