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Step 1: Buy ingredients (Low fat versions not required if you work out 3 times weekly)
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Step 2: Open crescent tube and roll out triangles. Use half cheese stick and 5 pepperonis unless you are glutenous, then try to cram more
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Step 3: Roll and place on cookie sheet (Cookie sheets are also great for hitting your roommate in the head when they eat all your pizza rolls)
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Step 4: Bake at whatever the can of crescent rolls tells you to. If you have already thrown out the can, just guess. Worst case you just wasted 20 minutes you’ll never get back.
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Step 5: Serve with marina. If you are a shitty person, serve with horse radish.
