Are you ready for another round of reasons to stay away?
You’re way too attentive to size, but get mad at me when I’m just as attentive…lookit those melons…
I don’t want to think where this might go…
It looks like you’d get into a shouting match with anyone.
Your taste in jewelry is a little too spendy for me…not to mention gross.
Can you take them out in public?
You just go looking for trouble.
I won’t say it…I won’t say it…
Your culinary skills frighten me, I said it.
You’ve yet to be properly toilet-trained.
Take me down to Cringe City.
You kind of make it clear that you’re an exhibitionist.
Your dog is giving me the look that says ‘F around and find out guy’.
I like my comedies and tragedies left on the big screen.
Junior high couldn’t end soon enough, I don’t need a repeat.
Dating shouldn’t be this weird, should it?
I don’t know whether you’re going to piledrive me or eat my liver with a nice Chianti.
You have really creepy hindsight.
You’re a little too impatient when I tell you we’re going out to dinner.
You buy your clothing at IKEA.
There are definitely women that are extra.
You’re into free advertising.
Emotionally you didn’t graduate pre-school.
You obviously can’t feel a draft.
You never let your mother dress you.
Facepalming moments, oy.
You waste food, oh why, why?
You don’t know your limits.
Apparently you find humans boring.
You’re an opportunist, that tortoise can’t get away fast enough.
If they’re single it’s not hard to guess why.
You don’t know how to let things go.
You’re a little too into Ghostbusters.
Your personal hygiene sucks.
You constantly forget about this thing called gravity.
Ladies, you’re just as goofy as guys, worse in fact sometimes.
You have weird dating goals.
You’re just weird, I kinda like that though.
You’re a horrible tease.
If you don’t like the song then don’t ruin it for me.
Yes, it’s over, you’re safe.
Your hide and seek skills are kind of awkward.
Your sound effects need some work.
You’re a goofy influence on your friends.
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
Anytime you use an excuse to not date someone it should be a good one. If you’re not feeling it then don’t make the attempt, it’ll save you and your date a lot of trouble.