Some days just feel like the type of day to start telling jokes and not stop until you’ve finally exhausted yourself and, likely, the patience of everyone around you. But better to exhaust patience through laughter than through sheer frustration, right? Eh?
It feels a little psychotic, but there’s something disturbing about watching animals getting killed…unless they’re intent on killing a genuinely innocent person. Some folks can’t even make it that far since they’re all about the animals and get giddy when people who need to die in a movie are finally taken out, but might actually feel sorry for the killer animal that’s on a rampage and is taking out people left and right without anyone finding the means to stop them. I get it, the folks in the movies that need to die probably should die, even if there’s a debate for that, but killing animals is still something that’s bound to trigger a lot of people.
There was a time when he finally stopped going by ‘The Rock’, and yes, it was a sad day. Despite the fact that it is his name, Dwayne Johnson just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it? Imagine if he’d gone by Rocky Maivia for longer than he needed to. “Can you smelllll, what Rocky Maivia…is cookin’?” Yeah, that really doesn’t have the same ring to it.
People think writers are nuts anyway, sometimes, so this isn’t really that surprising, is it? This was like a worst-case scenario…total fiction…or is it? Seriously, this is like the image of a family just going into lockdown and wondering if they’ve remembered everything they need, and what they’re like when they’re too close together for too long. Does anyone else hear the Twilight Zone theme music?
There’s a time for sentiment and there’s a time to let something that didn’t do anything for you do something for someone else. And if you understood all that then you realize that sentiment does have a price to some people. Was anyone else ready to leap over the side when she dropped the jewel in the ocean? Yeah, it’s cold and all, but dammit, that one jewel could fund an entire expedition or at least a good chunk of it.
Yeah, just laugh, satisfy the old man…it’s a cheap way to get $20. Hey, it’s better than having to clean the house, weed and mow the yard, clean the attic, if you have one, wash the windows, pull bamboo shoots, clean your room, and whatever other menial chores might earn you that twenty. Laughing at your dad’s lame jokes is easy…
Oh, all the things I could say about this one, especially when the “Imagine” song came online and the celebrities thought they were ‘helping’ people with their various PSA’s and showing that they ‘related’ to the average individuals that watch and idolize them. Yes, there is a full-on rant ready, locked, and loaded for any celebrity or average person that wants to defend them. Celebrities aren’t evil, but sometimes they’re not exactly wise.
This brings back What About Bob? memories, doesn’t it?
See? And hell no, my mother would have called father in and had him lift the mattress up.
There are so many different ways to describe this, but considering that it’s a Disney movie most of them have to be PG. Plus, she’s essentially a kid, so all the nasty, raunchy things I want to say kind of sound wrong when talking about a minor. Maybe a minor talking about a minor…nah, still kind of creepy.
Thankfully our fingers aren’t webbed, right? How much boob did y’all see when you were younger? Or can you admit that you watched movies with nudity when your parents weren’t around? I seriously can’t remember the first pair of boobs I saw on the screen, but I’m certain they were glorious until a better pair came along.
It can be a tough year as of the first hour of a new year, right? Hell, some folks can have a long year before midnight even hits because they happen to know too much about what’s coming and what’s to be expected. So get out of here with this ‘first week’ garbage’, right? Of course, that sounds hella stressful.
There are a lot of movies that make people cry, but dammit if this one didn’t just make people choke up the moment that they realized that his wife wasn’t in the trailers. We knew she was going to be out of the picture by the time he went on his adventure, but damn, the heartbreak came early and it came hard since the two of them were so great together. Old Yeller was another movie that made people break down in tears, but this one, this one actually made a lot of people experience heartache way too early in the movie, and then feel the echoes of it throughout the rest of the movie. Thank goodness for Doug.
This guy does not age, period. That could be why he wasn’t even considered for the movie Old. Maybe he should be in the upcoming reboot of Highlander with Henry Cavill, he could make a perfect immortal, yeah? That might actually be a good idea.
Way too many of us can relate, right? The respect, the training, the idea of actually showing people kindness, only to be slapped down for daring to ‘assume’ that a person is a man or a woman, or neither, or both, or…okay, now my head hurts.
Do not, and I mean DO NOT, mess with The Lorax, either the book or the movie, since both were a lot of fun, and they entertained a lot of people in their own time. And they carry a good message. So if you have a problem with the Lorax…I dunno, just don’t bother reading or watching it. That feels pretty simple.
Memes are great since they allow us to tell jokes, tell a story, or just relay our mood at the moment in a manner that lets people get a chuckle out of it and possibly come up with their own ideas of how to use the same kind of image.
WTR? (Why’s That Radass?)
If you were looking for a unifying theme don’t give yourself a migraine, there isn’t one. It was just one of those days when memes were kind of the order the day since it was figured that a laugh or two was needed, and if that’s what happened then mission accomplished. Memes can be gross, funny, hurtful, or just so far out of left field that a person might wonder what the hell is wrong with the person that made them. But if a laugh is had then it’s all good.
